The apocalypse is here
I am not someone who normally subscribes to crazy theories ... but I think that Tom Brady made a deal with the devil in New Orleans back in 2001.
I am not sure that every one has followed the theory that while Kurt Warner was stocking shelves in Iowa - he made a deal with the Devil which led to three great years in the NFL - in turn he had to marry the Devil's sister - Brenda. Just search on Kurt Warner Deal Devil and you can read all sorts of details behind his fast rise and sudden decline.
Well my theory is that in New Orleans just before the Superbowl, somehow the deal passed from KW to Tom Brady.
- Has KW been the same since?
- KW now plays in Sun DEVIL Stadium.
- Brady has been on a big time run.
- I get a bad vibe from Bridget when I look at her.
Look at what he has brought to New England:
1) 3 Superbowls
2) Some unbelievable games - non-superbowl
3) Best 35 game streak in history of the NFL
4) He is probably the first NE athlete to get nationwide exposure - like he lives in LA or NY. He has spread to others too - see the lineman in the visa commercial, Corey Dillon in the Not in My House commercial.
5) A Red Sox World Series
6) Skyrocketing housing prices.
So ... I think that his deal was set to expire after 4 years - and Brady has stared at the Devil with all his coolness and chucked him the bird and the devil is pissed. Let's look at the evidence:
1) He wrecked New Orleans
2) Is set to wreck Houston - if I live in JaXXXIX ... I would put my house on the market right now.
3) Has caused the Sox to collapse
4) Has raised gas prices over $3 - might hit $5
5) Finally last week against the Panthers --- Brady looked allot like KW - post Deal.
Maybe the Football Jesus has a chance to win his struggle with the Devil. Hopefully Tom can:
1) Turn the hurricane around or kill it
2) Fix the Sox bullpen
3) Beat the Steelers
4) Bring gas back to $1.30 per gallon
I guess the next week or so will tell the tale.
posted by litoblog at 12:02 PM
1 Comments:
LO - your RSN personality faults (subconcious but still there) is getting the best of you. Brady and the Pats will win more conventionally this year, 10-6, East winner or WC, D jells at the end, Belechek finally starts throwing to stud TE Watson and Pats win SD4 on the road. Stop whining.
It's not Brady, it's the damn RS that get everyone paranoid. Delcarmen, Papelbon and Hanson are the only answers over the next week. If Francoma won't pitch them the Sox are dead meat.
On the Egyptian front, Queen Celopatra finally got her chariot and is mobile again so the Pharoah isn't catching much grief. The Phootball team had a rough week two, but won't be plat in the upcoming battle with Pro Bono. I doubt Vick can make points from the bench!!
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